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Quotation[0] = "\"Through this darkness, this vast, impregnable darkness, they had to stumble and fall, hoping that there was light somewhere beyond the wall of blackness. Whether there actually was light, none of them knew, but to give in to that idea was to give up, and when you gave up, you might as well carve your own name into that plaque.\" <p class=quote>- Alexander Atwood";

Quotation[1] = "\"Apparently you couldn’t get coffee anywhere around here after noon- everyone rendered themselves completely useless after the hour of noon.\" <p class=quote>- Cain Hamilton";

Quotation[2] = "\"Because if you don't have that special something that everyone wants to see; that little part of your heart that you wear on your sleeve at all times, then no ones going to be interested.\" <p class=quote>- Colette Rousseau";

Quotation[3] = "\"Well, there are several adjectives we could use, dear brother of mine. 'Arid'. 'Sere', perhaps? 'Anhydrous' doesn't quuuuuite fit, but I must admit it sounds cool. But I think I personally prefer 'unmoistened'. Simple. Elegant.\" <p class=quote>- Gabriel Fierro";

Quotation[4] = "\"Or you can cheat on your office for a few hours. I’m sure it wouldn’t even notice that you were gone.\" <p class=quote>- Theresa Marino";

Quotation[5] = "\"Oh that's RIGHT! There was life in this town before I showed up.... that is still a concept I am trying to get used too...\" <p class=quote>- Beatrice Watkins";

Quotation[6] = "\"Hell would twice freeze over, his father would turn himself in for his criminal deeds, and Rafe would don a fuzzy, pink bunny suit before he would apologize to the narcotics agent.\" <p class=quote>- Luciano Fierro";

Quotation[7] = "\"Sure. An order of awkward with a side of cheap, sounds good to me.\" <p class=quote>- Kieran Jenner-Carmichael";

Quotation[8] = "\"She figured that, oblivious at the moment or not, the sound of her sitting down wouldn't escape his ears. Unless there was something really irresistible added to the menu. Like maybe cannolis with naked-woman-shaped sprinkles.\" <p class=quote>- Soraya Modarres";

Quotation[9] = "\"Any good? Why sir, these are the finest cookies in the land! Minus the fact that they could be poisoned.\" <p class=quote>- Olivia Gable";

Quotation[10] = "\"She was like an erotic kitten, on the hunt for her next meal, and Cain was said ‘meal’, foolishly trying to play around with the hand he was dealt, when in reality the only move he had left was to fold…\" <p class=quote>- Colette Rousseau";

Quotation[11] = "\"Maybe he was heartless... Maybe he was human? Inhumanity is, after all, a tendency exclusively reserved for humans. \" <p class=quote>- Raffaele Fierro";

Quotation[12] = "\"She was looking for something that said 'I belong here'. Here being the East Side. Which meant that she was looking for something that screamed 'I live in a trailer and have a tramp stamp of my boyfriend/cousin's name. Wanna see?\" <p class=quote>- Kathryn Ventress";

Quotation[13] = "\"He would have hopped right back onto the boat and wrestled himself out into the water, probably ending in a below-the-surface boxing match, a couple of split lips, bruises, cuts and fond memories to last a lifetime.\" <p class=quote>- Raffaele Fierro";

Quotation[14] = "\"Do you plan to go all Men In Tights on me? Find the magical key,unlock my chastity belt, and take me on a magical journey to the land of explosive ecstacy!\" <p class=quote>- Magdalen Veen";

Quotation[15] = "\"He was a hopeless romantic, and she, well she was just hopeless.\" <p class=quote>- Beatrice Watkins";

Quotation[16] = "\"When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he supposedly checks under the bed for Hawk. Actually, if there were hawks under your bed, that would be disturbing.\" <p class=quote>- Quentin Hawkins";

Quotation[17] = "\"And while Chef wasn’t very good at the attitude and the swagger he could sure as hell get stabbed as good as or even better than any other gangster.\" <p class=quote>- George Harris";

Quotation[18] = "\"So, what pick-up line do you prefer? ‘Come here often?’ Or maybe ‘What’s a girl like you doing in a dive like this?’ Ah, may-haps you’re more of a ‘Do you like poultry? Then, here, have some Hawk.’ kinda gal. Or are you of the lesbo persuasion? Nah, I wouldn’t think so. You got too nice of a shave job on your legs. Girl-on-girl don’t care much about hairy legs, you see. Have the cheeseburger.\" <p class=quote>- Quentin Hawkins";

Quotation[19] = "\"Sturdy, dependable, like a husband. Someone you always wanted to go back to but there were cuter guys out there to cheat with just for kicks.\" <p class=quote>- Chung Ae Choi";

Quotation[20] = "\"God. Chitchat. What a horrendous word. Like brainwash, only more sneaky.\" <p class=quote>- Delbert Somebody";

Quotation[21] = "\"It wasn't often that you saw a ferocious house-cat transformed into a playful kitten, but at this point in time, it would take next to nothing to make Virginia Jenner purr...\" <p class=quote>- Virginia Jenner";

Quotation[22] = "\"He was under rough hands. The scratch and the rasp of Ed’s fingertips on his stomach spoke a strange language to him as it told the unfolding story of his body. The touch wasn’t at all gentle, wasn’t really that comfortable either, and he hated himself for having begged for it, but now that he had already allowed it to start, he had to endure it until its finish.\" <p class=quote>- Delbert Somebody";

Quotation[23] = "\"He tilted his head to the side, closing one eye and scrunching up his face in a grimace designed to say 'I'm thinking damnit!'\" <p class=quote>- Mikael Fierro";

Quotation[24] = "\"Which was why, fifteen minutes, eight sharp turns, four near-collisions with idiotic pedestrians, and a series of curses and the universal finger motion for \"fuck you <i>and</i> your mother\" later, Luca gradually pulled up alongside Miller’s Bar.\" <p class=quote>- Luciano Fierro";

Quotation[25] = "\Am I fluent in Italian? There was a thought process <i>before</i> you asked me that, right?\" <p class=quote>- Luciano Fierro";

Quotation[26] = "\He was the luckiest blind man on the earth.\" <p class=quote>- Kieran Jenner-Carmichael";

Quotation[27] = "\Even if she didn’t try to think about it, it would be like telling someone not to think about purple elephants. Now all they would be able to think about were those damn purple elephants. Ben was her giant purple elephant plaguing her thoughts.\" <p class=quote>- Emily Raines";

Quotation[28] = "\All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. There were two things wrong with that statement: one, his name wasn't Jack; two, he never worked a day in his life. They should reword that statement to better fit his lifestyle...something like this: \"All play and no work makes Romeo a happy boy\"\" <p class=quote>- Romeo Gregory";

Quotation[29] = "\Could you call Noah? It's unfortunate, but my water just broke all over your shoes.\" <p class=quote>- Cecily Parker";

Quotation[30] = "\Just yesterday she'd gone to work in one pink tennis shoe and one red one. She'd tried to pass it off as 'Valentine's day spirit'...but it was November.\" <p class=quote>- Cecily Parker";

Quotation[31] = "\I may be Irish, boyo, but doesn't mean I get to drink all this whiskey alone.\" <p class=quote>- Victoria Pryce";

Quotation[32] = "\Was it sick for Brii to be amused by the potential shit that was going to hit the fan concerning her buddies? Maybe, but it was no different than watching an episode of Jerry Springer. Except the Mika, Ruth, and Raina had all their teeth, none of them lived in a trailer and there wasn't a transsexual involved.\" <p class=quote>- Briana Ortega";

Quotation[33] = "\"He might actually have to try being there early once, just for kicks, but then again one would not want to mess around with the possibilities of ending the world, there might not be alcohol in hell.\" <p class=quote>- Tae-Hyun Choi";

Quotation[34] = "\"Vincent Gregory would beat the work ethic into him, by God, if it was the last thing he did. Funny. He thought whips and paddles were better served as tools for the bedroom.\" <p class=quote>- Romeo Gregory";

Quotation[35] = "\"This time it was just a vodka bottle, but next thing he’d end up hurting himself and James wasn’t entirely sure he was ready to leave Michael to sleep it off until he knew he wasn’t going to inadvertently take his foot off.\" <p class=quote>- James Miller";

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